the hubs heard one of those "weird" news stories on the radio today. the female dj was reading the story about some guy who came home late from work and his wife asked to smell his junk because she suspected him of cheating.
the male dj broke in then and said, yeah, that's common, smelling the junk to see if it's been where it shouldn't have been.
the female dj (like me) had never heard of this. she continued reading the story. the husband said no, you can't smell my junk, the woman bent down to do it any way and the dude hit her and ran off. guilty. yep, he's guilty.
so, that prompted the pole over there, on the left. it was the hubs' idea.
one of the other male djs said, yeah, you never deny a woman when she wants to smell your junk because you might just get lucky.
the female dj said, uh, so, she's mad at you for coming home late and asks to smell your junk and you think that's going to lead to oral sex? uh, only in your dreams.
and the other guy dj says, well, if she smells my junk and realizes i haven't been cheating then she's happy and i might get lucky.
srsly? do dudes REALLY think like that?