Monday, December 8, 2008

i'll just call you slut ok?

today i was emailing with my good friend broad, telling her of my work woes and how the economy and the lack of advertising in the publishing world are blurring the lines between church and state.

broad used to work w/ me before she got fed up and moved the hell on. good for her, but sad for me.

anywhooo, i was whining about work and how i'm starting to feel like a whore because edit and advertising lines, which should for all purposes be treated like the black and red cables on a car battery, are getting mucked up and i'm starting to get a little whip lash from the jolts, when broad said, If it helps I can start just calling you slut to ease the transition for you ; )

now THAT'S a good friend ; )

4 comments:

Hotch Potchery said...

I don't know you very well yet, so how about I just call you...mmm...."easy"?

Sherendipity said...

Well, i say words like douchecanoe, so I shouldn't offer up any suggestions.

creative kerfuffle said...

hotch--i like that you said yet, it implies i haven't scared you off and you'll keep coming back.

shere--douchecanoe is right up there with cunt punching and awesomesauce. you should write your own urban dictionary : )

Heinous said...

So the transition goes slut => whore then? I was hazy on that before.