Sunday, October 7, 2007


think about it---columbus day should be national fuck up day. here was a guy paid by a queen to find a trade route to asia and he got lost and found us instead. he fucked up. we're celebrating failure. no wonder the country is so fucked up. it was destiny.

also, i think i have a fear of oceans. the thought of being in a submarine underwater terrifies me. the thought of being on a boat out in the middle of the ocean terrifies me. i like beaches but not oceans. it makes me think of drowning and that and suffocation are like my nightmare ways to die. plus you can't see what's in the water.

pop quiz: what movie character did both george clooney and frank sinatra play?


Anonymous said...

you are kidding right? at least make it hard - daniel ocean from ocean's 11.

creative kerfuffle said...

: ) actually, it was a clue in a crossword puzzle i was working this weekend : )