you know how most bathroom stalls are pretty standard? you have the toilet paper dispenser on the left side and usually a
shiny metal trash bin on the right. well, in our work bathroom stalls there is another
receptacle beside the
tp dispenser w/ little bags for disposal of "necessary items" as it is labeled. there is also a paper toilet seat cover dispenser. some of the stalls also have a sign on the door, so when you sit down, you can read..."blood-born pathogens can be harmful. please wrap all necessary items and dispose of them in the bags before placing in the trash can."
there are also bigger, brown paper bags in the
shiny metal trash bin on the right of the stall wall.
outside the stalls, on the wall, there is a necessary item dispenser (like many bathrooms have) but these are free.
today is day three of my needless period and i did not pack enough supplies to get me through the day. i don't know whether it's age or what, but i require both a
pon and a pad,
industrialabsorbancy in both.
now, since i have two "necessary items" to wrap and double bag every damn time i go to the bathroom (so i don't contaminate anything w/ blood-born pathogens) it takes awhile and it is noisy. i feel like i should be wearing a damn
hazmat suit.
today the free supplies in the
dispenser just weren't doing the job so at lunch i went out to the grocery store to pick up the
industrialabsorbancy supplies i needed, so i wouldn't have to reload every damn hour.
i enter the grocery store and voila--there's a
bogo sale on
pepperridge farm cookies. snag, in the basket they go. i have to walk through the deli so i snagged some sushi to take back to my desk for lunch. i am circling the store (not my local grocery) to find the
industrialabsorbancy items i require and find myself in the frozen food aisle. of course they aren't there, but there are
bogo ice cream sandwiches. i snag those to take back to work to share w/ my co-workers. finally find the
pons and get to the checkout--i look down at my basket--two bags of cookies, two boxes of ice cream sandwiches, a thing of sushi and a box of
industrialabsorbancy pons--yeah, that's a period shop for ya.