i stole this from sherendipity's blog cos it was soooo fun. answer in the comments. go!
If you were an assassin, and could get away with offing anyone you want, who would it be?
JUST ONE? I’D POP OFF DITTO AND THE HUBS’ BOSSES.
If you could get locked into one store overnight, which store would you want to be locked in?
BARNES & NOBLES–BOOKS AND COFFEE!
If you were a goldfish and could pick your own name, what would you name yourself? FLAME (PRONOUNCED FLAMAY)
If you could be a body part for just one day, what body part would you be? A PENIS
If you could be someone’s mirror, who’s mirror would you be? JOHNNY DEPP
If you could read only one person’s mind, who’s mind would you read? THE HUBS
If you could pick your death, how would you make your exit? IN MY SLEEP AT A VERY VERY OLD AGE
If you were a crayon, what colour would you be? MAC & CHEESE (YES, IT’S A REAL CRAYOLA NAME)
If you wanted to give me $10,000 but I had to earn it, what would I have to do to get it? BBBBBBBBWWWWWWWWWAAAHHHHAAA..AHEM CLEAN MY HOUSE ONCE A WEEK FOR A YEAR AND EACH WEEK MAKE AND FREEZE 7 WELL-BALANCED, YUMMY MEALS.
What’s the greater misfortune, being ugly, or stupid? STUPID–I HATE STUPID
What was the last lie you told? HMMMM..MAYBE WHEN I TOLD MY MOM I DIDN’T KNOW YET WHAT OUR THANKSGIVING PLANS WERE BECAUSE I WAS STALLING FOR TIME AND TRYING TO THINK OF A GOOD REASON NOT TO GO TO HER HOUSE THAT DAY.
Pop quiz, hotshot. There’s a bomb on a bus. Once the bus goes 50 miles an hour, the bomb is armed. If it drops below 50, it blows up. What do you do, Jack? What do you do? IF IT’S A BUS FULL OF STUPID PEOPLE OR THE PEOPLE MENTIONED IN THE FIRST QUESTION I’D SPEED UP. OTHERWISE, I’D DRIVE THROUGH A FIELD OF MARSHMALLOWS AND HAVE EVERYONE JUMP OUT THE WINDOW TO SAFETY.