Thursday, November 13, 2008

hello, my name is ck and i'm a total thief

i stole this from sherendipity's blog cos it was soooo fun. answer in the comments. go!

If you were an assassin, and could get away with offing anyone you want, who would it be?
JUST ONE? I’D POP OFF DITTO AND THE HUBS’ BOSSES.

If you could get locked into one store overnight, which store would you want to be locked in?
BARNES & NOBLES–BOOKS AND COFFEE!

If you were a goldfish and could pick your own name, what would you name yourself? FLAME (PRONOUNCED FLAMAY)

If you could be a body part for just one day, what body part would you be? A PENIS

If you could be someone’s mirror, who’s mirror would you be? JOHNNY DEPP

If you could read only one person’s mind, who’s mind would you read? THE HUBS

If you could pick your death, how would you make your exit? IN MY SLEEP AT A VERY VERY OLD AGE

If you were a crayon, what colour would you be? MAC & CHEESE (YES, IT’S A REAL CRAYOLA NAME)

If you wanted to give me $10,000 but I had to earn it, what would I have to do to get it? BBBBBBBBWWWWWWWWWAAAHHHHAAA..AHEM CLEAN MY HOUSE ONCE A WEEK FOR A YEAR AND EACH WEEK MAKE AND FREEZE 7 WELL-BALANCED, YUMMY MEALS.

What’s the greater misfortune, being ugly, or stupid? STUPID–I HATE STUPID

What was the last lie you told? HMMMM..MAYBE WHEN I TOLD MY MOM I DIDN’T KNOW YET WHAT OUR THANKSGIVING PLANS WERE BECAUSE I WAS STALLING FOR TIME AND TRYING TO THINK OF A GOOD REASON NOT TO GO TO HER HOUSE THAT DAY.

Pop quiz, hotshot. There’s a bomb on a bus. Once the bus goes 50 miles an hour, the bomb is armed. If it drops below 50, it blows up. What do you do, Jack? What do you do? IF IT’S A BUS FULL OF STUPID PEOPLE OR THE PEOPLE MENTIONED IN THE FIRST QUESTION I’D SPEED UP. OTHERWISE, I’D DRIVE THROUGH A FIELD OF MARSHMALLOWS AND HAVE EVERYONE JUMP OUT THE WINDOW TO SAFETY.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

If you were an assassin, and could get away with offing anyone you want, who would it be?
Osama Bin Laden

If you could get locked into one store overnight, which store would you want to be locked in?
Lowe's

If you were a goldfish and could pick your own name, what would you name yourself? Nemo

If you could be a body part for just one day, what body part would you be? A Vagina

If you could be someone’s mirror, who’s mirror would you be? yeah, I don't know.

If you could read only one person’s mind, who’s mind would you read? CK's

If you could pick your death, how would you make your exit? Like my hero Ronald Reagan, lying in bed gazing at the face of the woman I've always loved.

If you were a crayon, what colour would you be? blue

If you wanted to give me $10,000 but I had to earn it, what would I have to do to get it? ANYTHING I wanted for a 24 hour period.

What’s the greater misfortune, being ugly, or stupid? Ugly, because if you're stupid you don't realize you're ugly.

What was the last lie you told? When I told someone the idea I was presenting them was totally reasonable.

Pop quiz, hotshot. There’s a bomb on a bus. Once the bus goes 50 miles an hour, the bomb is armed. If it drops below 50, it blows up. What do you do, Jack? What do you do? Never go up to 50 and it won't activate.

The Hubs

Heinous said...

Good answers. It just looks like so much work though ;)

Sherendipity said...

That sherendipity chick is a fecking genius.