I am trying to post more frequently because I feel a sense of responsiblity to entertain the 3-4 people who read this on occassion. Plus I just like quotes. : )
Have a good weekend!
"I wasn't kissing her; I was just whispering in her mouth."
"I don't give my weight. I weigh a hundred and plenty."
"All the things I really like to do are either immoral, illegal, or fattening."
"Making the decision to have a child-it's momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body."
"Art is a collaboration between God and the artist, and the less the artist does the better."
"Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired."
"Progress isn't made by early risers. It's made by lazy men trying to find easier ways to do something."
--Robert Heinlein, Time Enough For Love
"I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're going and hook up with them later."
--Mitch Hedberg, Mitch All Together
Toni Morrison wrote, "They straightened out the Mississippi River in places, to make room for houses and livable acreage. Occasionally the river floods these places ... but in fact it is not flooding; it is remembering. ... All water has a perfect memory and is forever trying to get back to where it was. Writers are like that: remembering where we were, what valley we ran through, what the banks were like, the
light that was there and the route back to our original place."
"If there is anything the nonconformist hates worse than a conformist, it's another nonconformist who doesn't conform to the prevailing standard of nonconformity."
Nicholson Bakers said, "Most writers are secretly worried that they're not really writers. That it's all been happenstance, something came together randomly, the letters came together, and they won't coalesce ever again."
"Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck."