Friday, August 4, 2006

Quotes for your enjoyment

I am trying to post more frequently because I feel a sense of responsiblity to entertain the 3-4 people who read this on occassion. Plus I just like quotes. : )
Have a good weekend!

"I wasn't kissing her; I was just whispering in her mouth."
--Chico Marx

"I don't give my weight. I weigh a hundred and plenty."
--Wendy Morgan

"All the things I really like to do are either immoral, illegal, or fattening."
--Alexander Woollcott

"Making the decision to have a child-it's momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body."
--Elizabeth Stone

"Art is a collaboration between God and the artist, and the less the artist does the better."
--Andre Gide

"Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired."
--Jules Renard

"Progress isn't made by early risers. It's made by lazy men trying to find easier ways to do something."
--Robert Heinlein, Time Enough For Love

"I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're going and hook up with them later."
--Mitch Hedberg, Mitch All Together

Toni Morrison wrote, "They straightened out the Mississippi River in places, to make room for houses and livable acreage. Occasionally the river floods these places ... but in fact it is not flooding; it is remembering. ... All water has a perfect memory and is forever trying to get back to where it was. Writers are like that: remembering where we were, what valley we ran through, what the banks were like, the
light that was there and the route back to our original place."

"If there is anything the nonconformist hates worse than a conformist, it's another nonconformist who doesn't conform to the prevailing standard of nonconformity."
--Bill Vaughan

Nicholson Bakers said, "Most writers are secretly worried that they're not really writers. That it's all been happenstance, something came together randomly, the letters came together, and they won't coalesce ever again."

"Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck."
--George Carlin


Anonymous said...

My two new favorite quotes are from Jules, a gay furniture mover who knows my stepmother:

"Just because it happened to you doesn't make it interesting..."
(luckily he wasn't talking to me.)

and (in answer to the proverbial "is that your best price?" question:

"Best price for you or best price for me?"

Man, I wish I could be a bitch.

creative kerfuffle said...

Just because it happened to you doesn't make it interesting--damn, I thought everything that happened to me was interesting, hence my blog! LOL It's like Seinfeld on the Web.