he's sitting here watching the debates, i'm blogging and not paying attention.
out of nowhere he says "my question to senator mccain would be how well does palin give a blow job because she's got that look."
me: what??
him: she's got that look like she could suck a mean dick.
me: whaaaaaaaaaaaaat? what is THAT look?
him: i don't know. you've got that look too.
me: (grinning) ok, but what IS that look?
him: i don't know. but you two have it.
me: ok, so which of my friends have that look? no, seriously, i won't get mad.
him: (after much prodding and promising i won't get mad, cos i won't, i'm just trying to figure out what that look is. i think it's a guy thing.) ok, that one friend of your's (a girl i worked w/ two jobs ago--sweet t--you know who he means). i agree w/ him, i still don't know the look but i know her.
him: sweet t (because he totally thinks she has a secret side) and broad cos ....wait for it broad....cos she's a liberal and they'll swallow anything. (don't hate the messenger!)
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Amazingly, I'm not offended, and actually I have been told I possess certain skills. That was a long time ago, though. I think I've forgotten how.
Sweet T
And no, Hubs, I don't want a lesson. :)
oh my lord. i don't think i can say anything else to be honest.
In some cultures that would be called a "knob gobbler".
I'm just sayin'
;)
Uh, Sweet T.... I dont give lessons on such things, I just allow myself to be used for practice. I think that is very un-selfish of me, and should be appreciated. I knew you had the look. And you broad... After all these years I finally get to see you speechless. Life is Good. Besides this adds to the appeal of both of you.
Hubs
Hubs
you are a sick, sick man. and i wasn't necessarily speechless, but good manners restrained me from saying anything more.
Broad,
Thank you, I resemble that remark. And, since when do you have good manners when it comes to me. Besides, I know that deep down inside you love me for being a free spirit. It is not that other people dont think what I think, they just dont have the balls to say the things that I say. Gotta love me. Those that know me, know me well. Those that dont can go to hell. U allright in my book Broad.
Hubs
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