i'm a bitch...

you know that alanis morissette song...i'm a bitch i'm a lover...blah blah blah?

well, i'm totally the bitch part of that these last couple of days. omg--for real and i'm fessing up to it--not that that excuses any of it or makes it better mind you.

this past weekend i was the narcolepsy queen (nap much? yes thank you); monday and tuesday all i could think about was sex and the fact that the hubs was not reading my mind or the subtle hints i was dropping him (uh, how subtle is a text msg that says i'm horny?). [in his defense--not only has he been going through a hellaciously stressful time w/ work these last...oh...i don't know...three weeks? remember--phone ringing off the hook all the time? meaning working 7 days a week and he had to be at a store at 5:30 am yesterday morning AND i think he's getting sick] today i hate all the clothes in my closet. and by that i mean i don't want to wear any of them because they touch my body. i just want a pair of pajama bottoms and a big t-shirt and no bra.

so--brainiac that i am i have deduced that i am pmsing. yeah fucking yeah.

**for those interested in the rest of the i'm a bitch lyrics (since i don't know how to embed youtube videos)

I hate the world today
You're so good to me
I know but I can't change
Tried to tell you
But you look at me like maybe
I'm an angel underneath
Innocent and sweet
Yesterday I cried
Must have been relieved to see
The softer side
I can understand how you'd be so confused
I don't envy you
I'm a little bit of everything
All rolled into one

I'm a bitch, I'm a lover
I'm a child, I'm a mother
I'm a sinner, I'm a saint
I do not feel ashamed
I'm your hell, I'm your dream
I'm nothing in between
You know you wouldn't want it any other way

So take me as I am

This may mean
You'll have to be a stronger man
Rest assured that
When I start to make you nervous
And I'm going to extremes
Tomorrow I will change
And today won't mean a thing

I'm a bitch, I'm a lover
I'm a child, I'm a mother
I'm a sinner, I'm a saint
I do not feel ashamed
I'm your hell, I'm your dream
I'm nothing in between
You know you wouldn't want it any other way

Just when you think, you got me figured out
The season's already changing
I think it's cool, you do what you do
And don't try to save me

I'm a bitch, I'm a lover
I'm a child, I'm a mother
I'm a sinner, I'm a saint
I do not feel ashamed
I'm your hell, I'm your dream
I'm nothing in between
You know you wouldn't want it any other way

I'm a bitch, I'm a tease
I'm a goddess on my knees
When you hurt, when you suffer
I'm your angel undercover
I've been numb, I'm revived
Can't say I'm not alive
You know I wouldn't want it any other way

***and yes, i am a goddess on my knees. perhaps this is why the hubs puts up with the bitch part.