he's sitting here watching the debates, i'm blogging and not paying attention.
out of nowhere he says "my question to senator mccain would be how well does palin give a blow job because she's got that look."
him: she's got that look like she could suck a mean dick.
me: whaaaaaaaaaaaaat? what is THAT look?
him: i don't know. you've got that look too.
me: (grinning) ok, but what IS that look?
him: i don't know. but you two have it.
me: ok, so which of my friends have that look? no, seriously, i won't get mad.
him: (after much prodding and promising i won't get mad, cos i won't, i'm just trying to figure out what that look is. i think it's a guy thing.) ok, that one friend of your's (a girl i worked w/ two jobs ago--sweet t--you know who he means). i agree w/ him, i still don't know the look but i know her.
him: sweet t (because he totally thinks she has a secret side) and broad cos ....wait for it broad....cos she's a liberal and they'll swallow anything. (don't hate the messenger!)