Wednesday, October 29, 2008

feels so good

i know it's wrong. i know it could hurt. but i do it anyway because it feels so good.
i slide it in. further, much further than i should. slide it around a little, to the left, ohhhhhh, now to the right. it scratches that itch like nothing else can. someday, i might go too far. i might pop something. i can only imagine how far i cold go it if was longer; how it would feel even better if it were thicker.

what?????????

i'm talking about using a qtip you freaks!

4 comments:

Astarte said...

So wrong, and yet so right!!!! HA!

Sherendipity said...

Either my sex life really sucks, or I enjoy QTips far too much, because I totally knew where you were going with that.

Bug-N-Bee said...

Hahahaha. I wasn't necessarily thinking sexual, but I certainly wasn't conjuring up an image of a qtip!

creative kerfuffle said...

what can i say? it was before 7am this morning, my brain works even weirder then. : )
welcome bug-n-bee!