it's the little things

this morning i was driving to work, minding my own business, normal stuff.

there was a little road construction going on and the left lane (the one i needed) was closed up ahead--like right after you go through the stop light. so i go through the stop light and hit my turn signal to merge into the lane to my right, like most people are doing. then this stupid bitch behind me pulls around me on the left side (in the turn lane) to jump in front of me. really? are you REALLY in that much of a hurry that you need to jump in line in TRAFFIC? stupid whore.

so i'm sitting there fuming, still w/ my turn signal on and a nice driver lets me merge into the right lane. the stupid bitch that line jumped me is still in the left lane and nobody is letting her merge. i get just about even with her and totally resisted the urge to wave/flip her the bird as i drove past her. ha! take that.

i make it through the construction and am waiting at the light to turn on to the highway and the bitch pulls up behind me. i almost cackled out loud. now who's in front bitch? : ) ha. i wonder if she realized i was the one she tried to cut in front of? stupid whore.

but i won and that's what matters. like i said, it's the little things that give me satisfaction.