no humping day

i have a lot of random things floating around in this brain of mine so be prepared to be all over the place w/ this read.

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the hubs is on his way home (w/ his sister) from florida. the service was last night. he sounds so very drained, so very tired and eager to be home. he's been gone since sunday.

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there will be no welcome home sex. three reasons--i'm sure they will be tired, they probably won't get in until 10pm or later and his sister's flight leaves here at 5:30 in the morning to go back to ohio; mother nature tortured me the entire month of march and didn't give me a period only to drop the bomb on me on sunday, stupid cunt (mother nature, not me); his sister will be spending the night here--i can't have sex w/ extraneous family members in the house.

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last week we were sitting on the patio and i noticed something hanging in the neighbor's tree that leans over into our side yard. a bird apparently committed suicide. yes, there is a bird hanging from a string high above my house. an omen? i wish we could reach it to cut it down because it's fucking creepy. the hubs says the bird found out obama got elected and realized that w/ the economy nobody good afford bird seed so he offed himself. don't blame me, i married a republican.

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i would take a picture of that bird to show you how creepy it is but i think my beloved camera is broken. i was trying to take pics of the girl when she got inducted into the national junior honor society and it was not cooperating. i love that camera. i will be sad if it is in fact dead.

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this deserves a post of its very own but i can't bear (or is it bare? yeah, i'm just an editor wtf do i know about grammar?) another death post. one of my first cousins, one i happen to be closer to than the others, lost his wife yesterday. he is 30 and they'd been married for about 2 yrs. they were actually in the process of getting divorced and were separated, but still. i really can't process any more news like this right now.

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for the most part i have not posted much about work in the last few months (aside from all that heinous travel bitching i did awhile back) because even though things annoy me i just really do not care that much about my job any more. i am not career minded. i do not have the passion for it i once did. i am burnt out and though i get irritated, little makes me very angry. ok, except when i vented about people who sit next to me and sneeze loudly or talk too much. anywhoo, long story short, one of my co-workers said that my boss said that i must not be too busy because i come in late and leave early every day. WTF???!!!! i think he must be fucking smoking a skin flute or something (i stole that from someones post i read recently, skin flute). i am at work every day between 8:20 and 9 (most people arrive between 9-9:30), usually before most of his other team of employees even walks in the door. i hardly ever take lunch, nine times out of ten i eat at my desk. yes, i do leave at FIVE PM or 5:15 because i have kids to pick up from daycare. the thing that blows my mind is that i have to walk by his office to get to my hellhole of a pod so he has to see me come in every morning. i am torn between confronting him about the fact that he must be looking at the time on an alice in wonderland clock or maybe he forgot to change it w/ daylight savings? but i don't want to out the co-worker that told me this. part of me says, let it go, it doesn't matter anyway. but it does matter and it pisses me the hell off. i wouldn't be so mad if it were true. i'd be scared if it were true, but it's not and i bust my ass for that fucking company.

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i finally have an idea for a contest. i came up w/ it all on my own because the ones you all were suggesting were lame, i mean too tame. ; ) so here is the contest: name the most bizarre place you've had sex and describe it (the place/circumstance not the actual act--unless you just want to). this isn't like that episode of the newlywed game where the host asked the woman to name the most unusual place she'd had sex and she said, that would be the butt, bob. he he, cracks me up. ahem. but no, the winner of this contest will be the person who i think has done it in the weirdest place. if you don't feel comfortable sharing that in comments just email me, creativekerfuffle@yahoo.com. winner will get a cool box o' stuff.

to get things started i'll share my weird places, since i can't win my own box o' stuff. when the hubs and i were living in sin together in oklahoma we partied a lot. we were at one of his friends' parties and snuck away to the bathroom and had sex on her vanity. the other odd place was in his parents' backyard, maybe 6 yrs ago (meaning we were adults and had kids). i think we'd been visiting there for about a week and the kids were sleeping in the same room w/ us and so we just waited until everyone was in bed and snuck out to the backyard w/ a blanket. hmmm, actually, those aren't sounding so weird now. oh, wait, one time (at band camp) when i was pregnant w/ the boy i stopped by the hubs' work on my way to work for a quickie. he was a store manager at that time and we did it in his office. i was quite a horn dog when i was pregnant.