Sunday, April 19, 2009

and the weiner is.......

as you may know, i ran a contest to find out the most bizarre places you've done the nasty. here are the contestants:

drollgirl said...
hahahahah! your contest is great! i am trying to think where i have had sex besides beds, floors and couches. a couple of times in a vw bus. many times on boats and ships (i had an ex that was a captain). once on a balcony. a couple of times in a pool. boy, i am boring. i know i am not going to win this contest unless i go home and grab the man and we do it from the produce isle in the grocery store or something.

Not Your Aunt Bea said...
50 yard line Kyle Field. It was awesome. Still have the padlock that was unlocked that we used to sneak in. And part of my engagement proposal was on the same 50 yard line. Not the same night, though :p

Gal Friday said...
As for the contest...I can say I have had up sex on the beach and that was a l-o-n-g time ago.

Sherendipity said...
Now, on to the sex. The strangest place that Brad and I have had sex was in his Grandmother's bathroom. Now, that doesn't sound quite so bad, but it was during Thanksgiving dinner, and there were no less than 20 people over at the time, in her small 1 bathroom farm house. The glare from Brad's flushed face could have probably cooked the damn turkey that year.

broad minded said...
Now for the fun stuff. Hmm . . . I once did it in an open partitioned studio corner in the basement of a girls dorm at school. We were in the last one and other people may have been in the large open room and could have easily seen/heard us.or one time, also in college, I did it out by the tennis courts and just moments after we got dressed the campus cops came by.Another time I did it on a dead end street, in daylight in the back of a convertible with the top down.I think those are the most daring instances. dang i used to be almost wild.

Hotch Potchery said...
My weirdest place was in a classroom in the liberal arts building, like Bea, on our college campus. Same day, we also hit the parking garage. Mr. P had just returned after being gone for 45 days. We were a bit randy. If you ask Mr. P, his favorite weird place was a 'tiki hut' on the beach in Destin.

only a movie said...
Sadly, the most exciting location I can report is mid-day at home whilst two teenagers where sleeping in on New Years Day. That's as risky as it gets for us.

IB said...
One time, before we were married, we did it on the floor of the employee's bathroom at work. Seems weird now, but not so much at that moment. She was worried about germs so I got to lie on the tile.

anonymous (to you, not to me)
1) In the parking lot of my college boyfriend's Catholic church. He had been a good Catholic boy for a while anyway.2) On the floor of my oldest son's bedroom while he was sleeping. Our youngest was conceived that night.

the guest judge for this competition is the hubs : ) and he picked.....drum roll please.....bea and her 50 yard line. : ) congrats to bea! yeah. email me (creativekerfuffle@yahoo.com) your address and you will received a wonderful package o' goodies.

and, for anon--doing it on the sons bedroom floor? yeah, the hubs says you need to say some hail mary's or something ; )

thanks for playing. i hope you had fun : ) and really, celebrate by picking a bizarro place and have at it OXOXOX

5 comments:

Hotch Potchery said...

yeah, 50 yard line was too good!

drollgirl said...

THESE ARE SO FUNNY!!!

best contest i have seen in blogland. WELL DONE, ck!!

and 50 yard line ef! love it!!!

Not Your Aunt Bea said...

Woot! Woot! Being a little wild in my younger years finally pays off! It must be something about the campus because Hotch Potch had some wild times there too!

Sherendipity said...

Good choice. Congratulations Bea!

Anonymous said...

Congratulations Bea! I can't wait to see what someone wins in a weirdest sex place contest!

Tracy