ok, not exactly this cos i don't have pictures of my own egg just lying around. for those of you who are uninitiated, this is a vibrating egg and it is wonderful. very...stimulating. i don't travel without it. if you're still confused let me know and that's a whole other post.
the girl whips out my egg and says what's this? i panic and tell her to quit going through my stuff, i've talked to her about this before. she says i just want to know what it is. i told her it was a neck massager. i wonder if she bought that?
dear lord what am i going to do?