So the Hubs and I are sitting around talking in between episodes of West Wing (for the record we're on our third round of watching the entire 7 seasons) and the talk turns to body parts and words.
Me: I don't like the word titties.
Me: Titties is gross; it sounds like a cow.
Him: No that's teets.
Me: They sound the same. I don't like breasts either, it sounds like chicken. I prefer boobs.
Him: I like boobs.
Me: Ok, so which do you prefer dick or cock?
Him: Actually as long as 'I want to suck your' comes before it I don't care what you call it.