ok, so, hotch admittedly has a fucknoodle of a mother (her words, not mine). and i can't help but laugh at some of the stories she tells about her parents because it makes me realize i am not the only person in the world w/ fucked up folks.
(omg this is my third post in as many hours. i have GOT to get off this computer). ok.
so, like i said earlier, my sister is about to pop her third kid out. she's likely to be going in to labor any day now right? so my mom sends email updates to her contacts about this progression. um, ok, if someone is going to the hospital i think that's worth a phone call NOT an email right?
but, emailing allows my mom to let her sisters (who live in different states) and her few friends know what she's up to. this emailing of hers has caused trouble before. she likes to make the rest of the world think she's an awesome mom/grandma by sending these mass emails letting people know when she does something w/ her family/grandkids or when something bad happens. she loves giving people bad news, though she wants you to think she hates it. she likes the attention.
anywho...this morning she sends out an email that she thinks my sister's water has broken, they're on their way to the hospital, etc. and that she herself is at work, waiting to see if it's the real thing or not and she'll keep us all posted. (because all of us are sitting around our email boxes and not doing something productive. ok, I'M on the computer, but i know for a fact the hubs, my bro and sil are working, and they are among the people included on this mass email). it's a mass email. five minutes later she sends THIS:
in a MASS fucking email folks! really? are you that fucking retarded? i just responded w/ a tmi. and? if you ever send out a mass email telling people i have a vaginal infection i will kick your ass.
wonder if she'll get a clue? she's pretty clueless about innuendo.