i hate...

1. working
2. being away from my family
3. the fact that my kids are so used to me being gone it doesn't really phase them anymore
4. working until 2 fucking o clock in the morning and nobody even realizes it
5. hotels with lobbies so fucking massive they give you a damn map to find your way around
6. people who think their time is more valuable than yours
7. las vegas
8. looking at crappy product and feigning excitement
9. grown men who dress in lime green, knee length suit jackets w/ matching ties (wtf?)
10. people who get on a crowded elevator to ride one floor
11. people who see that the elevator is breathing room only and insist on getting on anyway
12. hotel rooms w/out coffee pots
13. bad cell phone reception
14. eating breakfast w/ the queen of evil
15. people destined to climb the corporate ladder thus bad mouthing people behind their backs to make themselves look better
16. realizing that you are replaceable and someone can do your old job just as well, if not better, than you
17. las fucking vegas
18. people who say--yes, it's 110 but it's a dry heat. fuckers it's still HOT
19. that there's no polite way to adjust uncomfortable clothing in public
20. fucking contacts
21. people who ask me, so, what wonderful things have you seen at the show?
22. people who bring kids to vegas--uh, hello, SIN CITY it's 11 pm, put the two year olds to bed for god's sake
23. strangers who say they recognize me
24. sleeping alone
25. las vegas